Chris and Tom talk detective shows and detective movies - streaming now!
Oh, for Pete’s sake, he’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview! - marge gunderson, in fargo
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 8
there is no such thing as forgiveness. People just have short memories - rust cohle, in true detective
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 8
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You don’t need a 5-hour energy drink. You need to lie down once in a while - Tom papa
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 7
Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk - doug larson, journalist
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 7
I don’t have much experience with saying no to women—the closest I ever got was “not now, we’re landing" - sam malone, in season 2 of "Cheers"
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 6
Winning an award is like getting a vasectomy. It's a great honor, but nobody wants to watch the procedure - Jerry Seinfeld (after listening to our eggies episode?)
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 6
that’s where he does the dumbest fucking thing I think he did all night, but, I didn’t see where they went afterward - Todd Snider, KK Rider Story from Live - The Storyteller
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 5
We was drinkin’ in the morning, cause the morning’s when you drink, if you’re planning on drinkin’ all day - Paul Cauthen, from the song, "25 Tequilas"
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 5
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They don’t have to come and take it if you give it all away - James McMurtry, from the song, "pinocchio in vegas"
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 4
Everybody's good, everybody's evil / But why does it pay to play like lizard people? - lee bains & the glory fires, from the song, "Lizard People"
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 4
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He was just funny lookin’. More than most people, even - Small town hooker describing Carl to the sheriff in Fargo
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 3
Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a moron - The dude to his buddy, Walter, in the Big Lebowski
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 3
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WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET A KID LIKE THAT, CAUSE I’M NOT REALLY DIGGING THE ONES I HAVE - IKE REILLY, FROM THE SONG, "A JOB LIKE THAT"
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 2
I’m ambitious when it comes to spending time with my family - Ike reilly, quoted in WGN Interview
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 2
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I’ve come to learn you can’t make nobody do nothin - Tim Placher, recalling advice from his mom
Added by Tim Placher in Season 10, Episode 1
Being humble can save you some steps - Marzel Richardson, 3SI guest & restaurateur extraordinaire
Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 1
THE WR was wide open, like dance-in-your-pants open - Tessa Derickson, commenting on a Wide Receiver (likely playing against the Bengals)
Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 1