THE WR was wide open, like dance-in-your-pants open - Tessa Derickson, commenting on a Wide Receiver (likely playing against the Bengals)

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 1

Being humble can save you some steps - Marzel Richardson, 3SI guest & restaurateur extraordinaire

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 1

I’ve come to learn you can’t make nobody do nothin - Tim Placher, recalling advice from his mom

Added by Tim Placher in Season 10, Episode 1

I’m ambitious when it comes to spending time with my family - Ike reilly, quoted in WGN Interview

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 2

WHAT I GOTTA DO TO GET A KID LIKE THAT, CAUSE I’M NOT REALLY DIGGING THE ONES I HAVE - IKE REILLY, FROM THE SONG, "A JOB LIKE THAT"

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 2

Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a moron - The dude to his buddy, Walter, in the Big Lebowski

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 3

He was just funny lookin’. More than most people, even - Small town hooker describing Carl to the sheriff in Fargo

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 3

Everybody's good, everybody's evil / But why does it pay to play like lizard people? - lee bains & the glory fires, from the song, "Lizard People"

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 4

They don’t have to come and take it if you give it all away - James McMurtry, from the song, "pinocchio in vegas"

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 4

We was drinkin’ in the morning, cause the morning’s when you drink, if you’re planning on drinkin’ all day - Paul Cauthen, from the song, "25 Tequilas"

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 5

that’s where he does the dumbest fucking thing I think he did all night, but, I didn’t see where they went afterward - Todd Snider, KK Rider Story from Live - The Storyteller

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 5

Winning an award is like getting a vasectomy. It's a great honor, but nobody wants to watch the procedure - Jerry Seinfeld (after listening to our eggies episode?)

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 6

I don’t have much experience with saying no to women—the closest I ever got was “not now, we’re landing" - sam malone, in season 2 of "Cheers"

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 6

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred to talk - doug larson, journalist

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 7

You don’t need a 5-hour energy drink. You need to lie down once in a while - Tom papa

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 7

there is no such thing as forgiveness. People just have short memories - rust cohle, in true detective

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 8

Oh, for Pete’s sake, he’s fleeing the interview! He’s fleeing the interview! - marge gunderson, in fargo

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 8

The best music is essentially there to provide you something to face the world with - Bruce springsteen

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 9

You shouldn’t get therapy, you should DJ - from Bill Simmons' podcast, The Rewatchables

Added by Tom in Season 10, Episode 9

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. Democracy simply doesn't work - Kent BRockman, on the simpsons

Added by Chris in Season 10, Episode 10